Thursday, April 12, 2007

Jizz.

Let's talk about loads.

Girls that give good head are few. They are some girls that plain give up at the first minute and there are some that will grab on to your cock and deviously suck the life out of you. Some girls like to take the load on their breasts, others on the face. Some girls swallow. Some girls don't.

Now in the case of an impromptu blow job and by that I mean, you're off to a party or some shit and your girl just plain wants to suck your dick! woot! Taking the load on the face is out of the question! Surely somebody forgot to tell Paris of course:



Le pongo "probable" porque tal vez se comió un rol de canela y se le chorrió por toda la cara, uno nunca sabe.



Now. Jizz is a very tricky substance. It might fuck up and land in places where you cant find it. All depending of course on how good you (girls) did the job. A good sign that you did stupendous work would be a huge load dangling on the roof of something. That's good times for everyone.

Britney here tries to fool us all by smiling, but we all know she just sucked dick. Why? well because she's got a HUGE load on her boobies! Which by the way are sad boobies :(


You almost had me there! the HUGE cumshot gave it away tho.



Esta bien quererla disimular, pero pues yo se muy bien como esta el pedo. Y la cara de Britney claramente señala la acción.

En especial ésta:

¡click!

Aquí puedo ver que definitivamente fueron tres negros. Solo que los otros le dispararon para otro lado y nomas uno le atinó.

Alternativamente puede que a Britney le guste comer roles de canela por las boobs.

5 comments:

Lavah said...

ajajajajajaja pos de donde sacas todo eso muf??? jajajaja
ewww la de paris, a mi me cae k no es fotoshooooo

Adn said...

jAUJa, ay, es taaan obvio que es Jizz.

Que rico.

Octopus Queque said...

JAJAJAJAJA

La mejor entrada sobre Jizz, ever JAJAJAJA

don Muf, me hizo el día jajajajaja reí tanto, sobre todo con Pari y las sad boobs de Britney.

Give me those five!!!!

Mufaker said...

*jaifais*

ea eah!

miss.robot said...

pos la paris ya se lo han hechado tantas vecesque yani lo siente en la cara y por eso ni cuenta se dio y no se lo quito JAJAJA wacaaalaaaa