Thursday, June 25, 2009

Be right back.

Yo se que ha estado bien muerto por aquí chiquillos pero la situación es que me voy a Guanajuato por unos días y he andado en chinga viendo que todo salga bien así que aguantenme un rato si quieren y si no chinguen su madre!


heart.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

¡Ay güey!


lol...

Acabo de encontrar fotos de Miley Cyrus haciendole un guaguis a un güey.

No las puedo postiar porque Miley es menor de edad... pero wtf!



A todas les llega dice mi compira el Ruva.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Mañana habrá muerte.



Pero por hoy... tengan las tetas de la Britney.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Vayan a esta peda mis subditos!

Os ordeno!

foam

party

Old School's Myspace Page.

Ahí andaré así que me pichan una birria sanganos.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: would you still fuck me if i had gonorrhea to the eye?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: tu hablas espanol?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: callate!
You: estoy usando el internet
Stranger: adios harry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: sos hombre o mujer?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: sos un HIJO DE PUTA
You: estoy usando el internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: Jim?
Stranger: Jim I'm in trouble.
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: That girl yesterday... she was a DUDE
You: estoy usando el internet
Stranger: Oh god dammit my ass hurts
Stranger: .....Jim?
Stranger: Why are you talking like that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Ahora si se armó la pari...

Por ahí andan diciendo que hay fotos de la mamá de Obama encuerada.



¿Será?

En realidad no me sorprende... Vivía en un Estado semi-racista y como adolescente rebelde salía con negros para hacer encabronar a sus papás. Ahuevo tenía fotos encuerada. Su cara me lo dice todo. ¡Yo conozco zorras como tu Ann!

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Live: From the murder capital of the world.







Thanx to Manias and all the supporting bands for giving us a hell of a show. Not many bands have the balls to cross the border to Juárez lately.

Hola Linds!


Hace mucho que no te veía por aquí!

Friday, June 05, 2009

They're onto me!



No mamen. Hoy estaba bien jetón y me despertaron los militares, según esto su detector molecular "detecta" que hay armas en mi casa.

Yo en chinga pensé que era la mota entonces todo paranoias la mandé a la verga -no vaya a ser- pero nel, era por pinchis armas. Y luego ni siquiera se metieron a buscar... me dijeron (bien amablemente por cierto) que si tenía armas de fuego, por favor las entregara y no iba a pasar nada y que si no y el detector seguía apuntando a mi casa, volverían luego con una orden.

Bueno el día de hoy estoy emputado porque perdí toda mi mota.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

And so it begins.

Two issues from a local news paper called PM i picked up this week, one is from last Saturday and the other one is from yesterday.

I don't know if this will be a daily thing or a weekly recount. I'll figure these things as we progress.

I've been wanting to show this to you for a while now. Just so that you could get a feel of what it is to live here knowing all of this is happening. For the most part, people just live their lives as they should. Newspapers like this make good money out of it by looking at it from a not so serious perspective. While there's nothing funny about the pictures they post, satiric commentary always accompanies the disturbing shot. Very politically incorrect but a lot of people enjoy it, me being one of them. Kind of a way to see it and not be afraid, we make fun of it. Still doesn't make it go away.

Click to view the uncensored pictures. Please excersize common sense while viewing these. For most of you, the censored thumbnail should be enough.

Oh and one last thing. This is just an introductory post. Next posts wont have headlines nor will they have any information. This is now a real life blog. Irony we'll only talk about death.











I'm not sure what i'll do about the sex aspect. Maybe i'll just get naked. Or post all the pictures you crazy fucks keep sending me. We'll figure this out later kids.

Have a lovely weekend.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

So much death behind these pages.



Ill never drown my sorrow in the warm glow of your wine.
You cant buy my love with money, for I never was that kind,
Silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine.

Thank you Janis.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Sex and Death.

This blog is now about sex and death.