Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: would you still fuck me if i had gonorrhea to the eye?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: tu hablas espanol?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: callate!
You: estoy usando el internet
Stranger: adios harry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: sos hombre o mujer?
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: sos un HIJO DE PUTA
You: estoy usando el internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ¡hola!
Stranger: Jim?
Stranger: Jim I'm in trouble.
You: ¿qué?
Stranger: That girl yesterday... she was a DUDE
You: estoy usando el internet
Stranger: Oh god dammit my ass hurts
Stranger: .....Jim?
Stranger: Why are you talking like that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

1 comment:

el papasfritas said...

jajaja que pedo con jim se lo cocharon al guey jajaja
now im disconected... lol